FGA

(Frequently Given Answers)

I am from Philadelphia.

Well, I was born in Philly, but I grew up in Montgomery County.

Before they lived in Montgomery County, they lived in Philadelphia.

Well, they lived a few places in Philadelphia. It kind of depends on which year. Which year were you inquiring about?

Oh? That year? I am not quite sure. Probably North Philadelphia though.

Yup. No problem. Glad to help educate.

Tomatoes, for sure. I imagine they’re like eating a plastic bag filled with mucus.

All operating systems have strengths and weaknesses. Mostly, I see it as the right tool for the right job.

Backpedal

Well, if you're going to be calling me, I recommend the one you'll call me the least about.

Reversal 1

Wow. That sucks. You should probably buy a Mac. No, I don't really use those machines. I do, however, know a guy who charges hourly.

Reversal 2

Wow. That sucks. You should probably buy a Dell. No, I don't really use those machines. I do, however, know a guy who charges hourly.

Reversal 3

Wow. That sucks. You should probably buy a Raspberry Pi. No, I don't really use those machines. I do, however, know a guy who charges hourly.

Usually 42, but sometimes--depending on the universe--47. However, it can also be 74.

The Socials